Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
Posted Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:30 am Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
When you go fishing and catch something, that's good. If you're making love and catch something, that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fisherman and don't want to know how many other fish you have caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends when you let it go.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
You can catch a fish on a 20ยข nightcrawler. If you want to catch a women you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
If your to busy to fish, then your to dam busy!
Posted Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:10 am Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
most men know why fishing is better than sex - they just have to look at their wives!!!
Posted Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:46 am Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
Very Funny Guys! Dinner and Movie???BORING! Last date I went on the dude thought I was joking when I grabbed the gear a grill a couple steaks and a 6 pack! Lots more fun I think!
Smiley!
MA
Posted Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:20 pm Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
Ha Ha Ha Ha Good One
Johnny
Posted Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:16 pm Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
I have too disagree on this one...I think maybe you arent doing it right..lol
but seriously, its funny..
fish on...
Posted Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:47 pm Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
Of course I'm joking Igor but good one...Hey Lori your my kinda date.
If your to busy to fish, then your to dam busy!
Posted Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:34 am Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
you are the ideal date Ma! Beers, steaks on a grill, and a few linesin the water - marry me, Ma?
Posted Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:04 am Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
Guess I'm lucky because that's my wife's idea of a good date too ..... or she's just trying to get out of having sex
Posted Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:02 am Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
LOL! Rock the boat baby!!
Ari the "M" word makes me meaner that a junk yard dog!..and I'm tellin Guppy on you!lol
Quote of the day:
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
Smiley!
MA
Posted Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:55 pm Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
LMAO! Ya, she enlarges everything but my bank account.
If your to busy to fish, then your to dam busy!
Posted Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:06 pm Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
Damn it I guess I am not catching the right fish ! Guess I'll have to catch a SUCKER FISH ! LOL !Bassindow
Bassindow
Posted Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:41 pm Re: Re: Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
Now there ya go! Switch up!..lol
MA
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