Before you read this I appologize and nopun intended to well being whatsoever, now have a laugh.

A man was on the water for his
weekly fishing trip. He began his day with an 8-pound bass on the first
cast and a 7-pounder on the second. On the third cast he had just
caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a
terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man
told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there
as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what
was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He decided to get
in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital. He
ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
stringer like he'd never seen, with three bass over 10 pounds. He was
jubilant! Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty, he dashed to
the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his
wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead
and finished your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of
yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself
on the pond, your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as
well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely
the last fishing trip you ever take!" "For the rest of her life she
will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her caregiver
forever!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor then chuckled and said, ''I'm just fuckin' with you.
She's dead. What'd you catch?" :)

STEVO