FishinMagician (US)

 I prepare myself for a long day, a Bounty record catch is my goal,
I wake early and have three cups of coffee to wakeup my soul,
I fix myself some oatmeal and rub my lucky troll,
I dream about a good day out as I eat another bowl,

I gather all my tackle, bait, and my fishing pole,
Get in my truck and head down to my favorite fishing hole,
I park the truck, grab my gear, and take the little stroll,
I setup shop, say a pray, I’m ready to rock and roll,

I’m sitting on the bank, talking to my friend Joel,
Watching my line faithfully, with patience I pay the toll,
I turn my head, for a sec, like a lump of coal,
I hear a splash, and look back, where’s my fishing pole,