FISHINMA (US)

 I've had a few of you anglers ask me how my luck is. Not that good because of the heat. I think I'll open a popsicle stand and sell live bait! However, last night the weather changed. Thunder bumpers cooled us down by 30 degrees, so I took my son and went out to my "TOP SUPER SECRET CAT HOLE" and snagged "THE MONSTER CAT"! Holy Buckets she flipped out of the river and scared the livin day lights out of me! I was holdin on to my Daddy's old Browning for dear life as she darted upstream towards some old junker cars. Crap! The dirty ol bugger went down into one of the cars. I was bound to catch this one, and with my luck lately I was in no mood to rerig. I handed my pole to my son and said, "Hold on little buckeroo we're goin for a ride!". I jumped in the river and swam towards the junkers following my line as I approached the window where the catfish went through. Just at that moment "THE MONSTER CAT" popped out, rolled up the window and locked the door all while sticking her butt ugly tongue out at me! DARN LOST ANOTHER RIG
Good Luck All!
"THE FISHINMA"