Floridapeacocks (US)

 A good 'ol boy is out on a lake in Central Florida just enjoying himself when a fish and wildlife officer pulls up on him and says... "hello sir can I see your fishing license"...the oldtimer pulls out a folded over worn out piece of paper and hands it to the officer...valid as could be the officer hands the man his license back and says...well have you caught anything today"?? The fisherman replied "yepper doo...sure have" so, the officer asks if he can see the fish. There are 2 fish in the anglers livewell... The officer says " sir, those fish look to be a little short of the legal limit"... The angler astonishingly says to the officer "nope...them there are my pet fish...got 'em trained." "Pet fish?" ...'trained' asks the officer hesitantly..."yep, I take them everywhere I go" stated the old-timer..."I can even throw them back in the water and when I call their names they will swim right back to the boat" The officer says to the man "I gotta see this for myself"....I do not believe you...there is no such thing as a 'pet fish' " So, the good 'ol boy grabs both short fish and throws them into the lake. After about 15 minutes go by the officer asks "well, when are you going to call those fish back to the boat?" The good 'ol boy replies... "WHAT FISH??