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Fisherman's joke

Posted May 20, 2009 by floyd (US)
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 A man in his early 40’s is addicted to fishing. He fishes morning noon and night, in wind, rain, hail, thunderstorms, frigid temps- you name it.

One morning, he’s up at 4 AM. He checks the weather as he sips his coffee- heavy winds all day, freezing drizzle, with a flash flood warning in effect. He goes to get in his truck and sees that the keyhole is frozen shut.

He disgustedly but quietly slips back into the house, takes off all his gear and climbs back into bed next to his wife. Grumbling, he mentions to his wife how lousy the weather is outside.

Without turning over she says “ I know- can you believe that moron husband of mine is out fishing in this crap?”
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Comments (3 comments)
guideman (posted Sep 3, 2011)
I just read this now and I laughed out loud. Good joke!
michman (posted Aug 9, 2009)
comegetchasome (posted May 20, 2009)
good one !!
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