one morning around 5:00 am i went out on my small boat in the 1000 islands and i decided to try a little trolling i was out trolling around the edges of the diffrent islands b/c i thought the big fish would be feeding on the little ones. so after the the ...

GHOSTS OF THE BARENTS by Mark A. Krupa The colossal MI-8 Russian helicopter circled our Varzina River camp once, then landed with the grace of a bloated prey bird. One by one, a dozen para-militaries with masks and machine guns emerged and eyed both th...

Angler An obsessed individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect, a truck whose color can best be described as Rust-Oleum, and a pristine boat that he chamois' down methodically before and after each trip. Knot (1) An insecure connect...

1. He's got the open engine manual sitting on the console next to the controls. 2. He screams "Yeehaa," as he turns the boat away from the dock and pushes the throttle forward. 3. He thinks it's an asset that he can drive so fast that he gets the...

Two morons rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish. 2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot. 1st moron: You...

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses. We don't have any, re...

I started fishing when i was twelve, i bought my own rod and reel with my own money and a spinnerbait. It was febaury, and cold i was bored though, so i fished every day after school for three weeks this continued with out a fish. I still loved be...

I was up at lake station this weekend fishin all day .got alot of sun,harrased by the sherrif,and didnt get a bite.that is until dusk when i brought a nice 5 lbs. small mouth in with a watermelon jig.

sure way to get a bite on a slow day is: Talk about changing spots Prepare another rod while one is out Lay your rod down unsecured Go for a sandwich Start to pull the boat anchor Use the worst fly you own Crack open your first beer Crack open yo...

One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs his dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down to the driveway he goes Coming out of his garage the rain is pouring do...

One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange-looking fish. A man was walking by and said, "Wow! What a nice Gauddam Fish!" The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the species of the fish -...

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. T...

It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the...

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught. In fishing you lie abo...

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? A: DAM!

A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free. But then he felt sorry for the snake. He loo...

Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The sa...

Jerry and his friend Pete gathered up a couple bags of Catalpa worms and headed to the Pascagoula River for a days fishing for bream. They had their small jon boat anchored in a narrow cut through a bayou. After awhile, a large boat with several rather...

We set out early in the evening to one of our favorite grass flats looking for dinner. We had hearts set on not coming home empty handed. So the story begins.... We tied bait buckets to our side, strapped on the super high-tech LED headgear, and grabbe...

i went to lake ontario and we cought big salmon